Warlocks and Workouts

A fitness adventure Half Workout. Half Audiobook

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Half Audiobook, Half Personal Trainer

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Take an epic high fantasy novel, and combine it with a serious workout routine. That's Warlocks and Workouts. A guided fitness audiobook, with bosses, goblins and dungeons. ‍

Step into the boots of an amateur thief. Street smart, but in the middle of the jungle, chasing rumours of an epic pile of riches inside a guarded temple. You’ve got your water and your wits. It’s time to sneak past the vicious jungle warriors and steal the only key inside. You take a deep breath, and sneak inside...

Inspired by awesome titles like "Ring Fit Adventure" and "Zombies! Run!", built with Zelda style bosses. You can listen free now on Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Share your progress through the Temple of Mohau with other like-minded adventurers, and let us know what you think of the story so far in our Discord. We'd love to see you!

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You bear crawl along the edge of the longhouse, moving slowly and steadily with your core tight. You keep a huge oak table between you and the guard, and he misses you in the gloom...

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19 DAYS OF HANDCRAFTED WORKOUTS

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Raid the temple at home, outside or at the gym through the guided bodyweight workouts in each chapter of the audiobook.
No Equipment needed. Just water, headphones, and a thirst for loot!

Each chapter is designed to be exercised with on a single day. Depending on your fitness level, you can take on the challenge of doing a chapter a day, or fit in it to a more standard 3-4 times a week schedule.

New to bodyweight exercise?
There's a complete 6 chapter side quest which covers all the exercises in the book in the appendix of the audiobook.

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You take a long step out onto the wooden beam, bending down into a deep lunge. You glance down and see the warlock wrench the door open...

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FACE DOWN EPIC BOSSES

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Getting in and out of this ancient temple won’t be easy. You’ll fight monstrous summons from evil warlocks, all focused on your destruction! Each has video game style attach patterns, boss phases and weak points.

All this is handcrafted by a team who loves storytelling as much as game mechanics. That means favourite tropes like 3 round bosses, puzzle rooms, rewards, and the epic final fight you'd expect from a game.

The best part, is that you'll have played a very real part in doing this. Your body will be stronger, and you'll be fitter for completing the adventure.

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You Punch out at the goblin as you begin to feel the rumble of the canal gates close.
...It dodges several of your attacks then punches your stomach with its bony mitts.

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A SERIOUS WORKOUT EVERY CHAPTER

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We’ve built this to take the monotony of heart rate monitors and laps away from workouts. If the gym isn’t motivating you, or you're looking at trying to move to a home workout routine, give this a try. 

You will sweat, and this will test you. But it'll be a ton of fun moving through it, and making it out of the temple with the score of a lifetime.

Ready?

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Warlocks and Workouts

A fitness adventure wherever you get your podcasts
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